June 2012
1 tag
4 tags
mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom: this isn't normal
retinainthesky:
I can’t wait to live on my own again.
Cuando tus amigos acuden a ti para pedir un...
hempenjig:
“Bien… bien… has venido al lugar indicado”
1 tag
spiffyrock21:
“i don’t hate homosexuals, i just don’t think that they should—”
5 tags
Watchsowhatilied:
unscriptedmonologues:
dykesinabox:
super-eklectic1:
ambitionovereverything:
God Bless this little rhythm having white child.
gettin it
ooo baby dykes
I LOVE this! Werk it, kiddo.
wow
3 tags
-lazarus:
When you post something and realize too late there’s a typo
Anonymous asked: Haha it's cause I want to hang out with him first since the only time we've been around each other was at work. I have told him and yeah he says he likes me too. I'm just so paranoid that none of it is real even though I have all the texts.
tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
