Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
when he finally agrees to eat your ass and he’s really good at it
You’ll Never See Me Again- Adele (New Music 2014)
White people remind me of those serial killers you see on TV that kill a bunch of people & keep an item of clothing or a piece of jewelry that belonged to the people they killed to wear for “fun”.
Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.
this is real
I get this joke.